My Cell Phone

I've been many places, like... Smith's... and... the Mall. Anyway, during those travels, I've seen many things that made me laugh, think, or just raise an eyebrow. Here's a few pics from my phone that you might find entertaining.


This was on a card I found at Target


This is a book cover at Bukoos. Those French sure know how to make 'em.


This was a big picture in the men's department in Wal-Mart. This guy is the definition of "pansy."

I'm a terrible person.

That's right, I'm horrible. I did a terrible thing by making all of you people wait anxiously every day for my triumphant return to writing. I apologize... To make it up, here's a laugh. I like it because it reminds me back when I digged Pokemon. Before it sucked:

Not much to report.

That's exactly why I haven't updated in a while: there's not much happening. That's what comes about when you have mono. You do pretty much nothing. It's pretty fun, let me tell ya. I WILL get some news sooner or later, so keep checking. If you feel like it. Please do.

Mono=boredom

Yes, the equation is very, very true. Because of mono, my ability to do pretty much anything has reached a number very close to zero. Now I find myself incredibly bored. I miss going outside, I miss having energy, I even miss going to work! Shocker!
Why am I telling you this? To help you remember something: don't get mono. How, do you ask? I don't know, you're the one who asked...

What the?...

Hey, lookie here. Mark's changed his blog around! Now, don't get confused and what not; everything is pretty much the same. You can still turn off my annoying music by pushing the pause button, and you can still leave comments. Please do; I don't know if you're reading this if you don't leave comments...
So nothing really exciting to report. I'm in the middle of a mono relapse at the moment (awwww, poor Mark). I'm not going for pity points here, really. But what ticks me off is that I didn't get it from kissing anyone the first time. Or this time. Where is the justice?
The DI's great, and I love working there. Although I have to say that a LOT of the people that shop there are stupid. Not because they're at the DI, mind you, but rather because a LOT of people try to steal stuff. It's fun to see their reactions when a 6'5" monster catches them. Priceless... Make sure to stop in at the Centerville DI to say "hi." Or buy something. No stealing.

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Greetings and Salutations, I'm Mark. This blog is a little plot of cyberspace that I use to fill your minds with information that is both amusing, interesting, and often completely worthless. I may tell you what I'm up to, or maybe I'll just post something that I found funny. It's Christmas every day on Mark's Blog!