First day of classes.

It's been a crazy one. The first professor was a mixture of the Joker and Brian Regan; aka funny yet slightly creepy. The Second guy pretty much spent the whole class telling us why we SHOULDN'T be taking the course. Why does he still work here? The institute teacher was pretty cool, too. He just returned a few weeks ago from being a mission president, so he focuses a lot on missionary work, which works for me quite well.
Tomorrow is my Business, Intelligent Life, and Physics classes. I'll let ya know how those turn out. Cheers.
Oh, and for the record, the "War" song? I'm not really an anti-war hippie nutcase. I just like the song...

I is in skool, gettin das grades.

It's good to be back in Logan, although it's kind of strange not to have the same people around. I'll get used to it. So I'm in Merrill hall, and the side I'm on is all freshman... except for me and my roomie, Austin. It's kinda weird to be the oldest and most mature one around (just laugh at it. I did). Derek was right when he said you can totally pick out the Freshmen. They look like frightened rabbits when they walk around campus. It's kinda funny, until you realize you did the exact same thing once.
A roomie rundown: Austin is sharing my room, and we're buds from last semester. Jeff is pretty cool, too. Parker and Nate... well, they never talk to us. They're either locked up in their room, or just leaving. Hey, it could be worse, right? (knock on wood).
So that's my situation right now, exciting as it is. I'll keep updating stuff. I'll eventually get some more funnies out there. Just be patient...



I'M GOIN' BACK TO UTAH STATE, BABY! You heard me all right, it's gonna be a party up there! And maybe I'll have time for homework too! We'll see...
I'm going to be up in Merrill Hall in south campus, with one of my good buddies as my roommate. I seriously can't wait to move in this week. It's going to be more epic than the Odyssey. Oedipus won't be involved, of course.
You're thinking, "why is he telling me this? He'll just be at school, so I can still read his super-awesome blog anyway (that's word for word)." Because I'll be back at USU, that just gives me that much more material to work with. See? Now we're all happy. I catch you guys later. I'm gonna go pack.

More funny pictures

This is more evidence of the amount of free time I have (too much). These are pretty good ones. Enjoy:




Really? Really really?

So I'm here at the Preston Rodeo, and I'm chattin' with the fam. Turns out that people actually read this thing. So I put a counter on it to see what the turnout was, and I'm almost at 500-ish. I thought it was mostly like some spammer hitting it or some accidental click-upons or something. I have a voice, people! It's like the old days in newspaper, back when people not only put up with my crazy stuff, but actually tried to enjoy it.
So I had a thought (if you're doing the whole "surprise" joke in your head right now: that joke died about the same time as Reagan. Just FYI). When you ask a person how they are, and they reply "all right," what's the first thing everyone thinks?
"JUST all right? I wonder what's wrong... are they okay?" Just think about the statement 'all right.' All is right, everything is fine, and right and good are just some loose translations of 'all right.' How did this comment become a passive way for crying out for help and/or attention? If someone says they're 'okay,''fine,' or even 'pretty good,' there's little concern. But 'all right' is uttered and every red flag in your brain goes flying up faster than the space shuttle.
Like I said, just something to think about. I say 'think' because there's really nothing you can do about it. Completely futile... like Ralph Nader's bid.