I've been many places, like... Smith's... and... the Mall. Anyway, during those travels, I've seen many things that made me laugh, think, or just raise an eyebrow. Here's a few pics from my phone that you might find entertaining.
This was on a card I found at Target
This is a book cover at Bukoos. Those French sure know how to make 'em.
This was a big picture in the men's department in Wal-Mart. This guy is the definition of "pansy."
My Cell Phone
I'm a terrible person.
That's right, I'm horrible. I did a terrible thing by making all of you people wait anxiously every day for my triumphant return to writing. I apologize... To make it up, here's a laugh. I like it because it reminds me back when I digged Pokemon. Before it sucked:
Not much to report.
That's exactly why I haven't updated in a while: there's not much happening. That's what comes about when you have mono. You do pretty much nothing. It's pretty fun, let me tell ya. I WILL get some news sooner or later, so keep checking. If you feel like it. Please do.
Mono=boredom
Yes, the equation is very, very true. Because of mono, my ability to do pretty much anything has reached a number very close to zero. Now I find myself incredibly bored. I miss going outside, I miss having energy, I even miss going to work! Shocker!
Why am I telling you this? To help you remember something: don't get mono. How, do you ask? I don't know, you're the one who asked...
What the?...
Hey, lookie here. Mark's changed his blog around! Now, don't get confused and what not; everything is pretty much the same. You can still turn off my annoying music by pushing the pause button, and you can still leave comments. Please do; I don't know if you're reading this if you don't leave comments...
So nothing really exciting to report. I'm in the middle of a mono relapse at the moment (awwww, poor Mark). I'm not going for pity points here, really. But what ticks me off is that I didn't get it from kissing anyone the first time. Or this time. Where is the justice?
The DI's great, and I love working there. Although I have to say that a LOT of the people that shop there are stupid. Not because they're at the DI, mind you, but rather because a LOT of people try to steal stuff. It's fun to see their reactions when a 6'5" monster catches them. Priceless... Make sure to stop in at the Centerville DI to say "hi." Or buy something. No stealing.
My New Toy
I know it's pretty nerdy, but...
Check it out!
My new video card: nVidia GeForce 8500GT. Oh, yeah. Behold it's majestic glory. I know it seems petty, but hey, I think it's cool, and this is my blog, so there.
Funny Pictures
As many of you know, I'm a collector of sorts. I don't collect buttons, stamps, or cards, but rather funny pictures. Most of them are the result of too many boring hours at Utah State. But here are some of my favorites:
Something Funny.
Unlike most of my funny pic posts, this one is real. This was us playing "stick pull" in Nauvoo. The other guy is Jonny. The game was over pretty quickly...
Mark's got a JOB!
Yeah, I know that I shouldn't be so excited. I'm only working for the summer, so it's nothing long term. I have found full-time employment at... drum roll please...
THE DI!
Yeah, it's a pretty sweet gig. I start Monday.
Yeah!
Nauvoo Continued...
So Nauvoo was epic beyond description. We went to Independence, Omaha, Quincey, Farr West, and of course Nauvoo. I've been to a lot of the places before, but they were more of a sight-seeing thing. This time, it was more spiritual (aka better). If you want to see some pics, go to shepardcreekysa.com and look at... stuff. If there's not much on it, relax, the rest will be up soon. Or so I'm told...
Nauvoo
I guess it's official: I'm headed to Nauvoo for a second time. I'm moving out on Friday with the Oakridge Stake's singles ward. We'll be stopping at Winter Quarters, Independence, etc. on the way there. It sounds really awesome, but I just have one thing that I'm absolutely fearing: the bus ride. I really, REALLY HATE long car/bus/plane rides. When I went to Europe, it was an eight hour flight with us being stalled for 5 hours on the tarmac. I wanted to hurt someone.
But that aside, I'm actually pretty excited for it. I'll get to see some people that I haven't hung out with since high school. It'll be interesting, to say the very least.
Here at the end of all things.
It's still hard for me to believe that I've already finished a whole year of college. And what a crazy year it was. I made friends (and an enemy or two), hung out with people, studied, LOTS of homework, Wal-Mart runs, gymnastics, dealt with crazy people, gave rides, and was an all-around nut. I'm going to miss it a lot, but I'll be back in a few years. I think it's only fair to give the University a while to prepare for my triumphant return.
New Compy!
Hey there, peeps. I've got myself (and by myself, I mean my family) a new computer! This thing's a monster. 500g hard drive, 4g of RAM, and a triple-core processor. It is truly a man among men. It's glow gives me strength and sustenance. Mmmm....
Whoa...
Okay, I like Guitar Hero and Rock Band, but these guys have way too much time on their hands...
Evil!
I now have solid proof that the McDonald's empire is evil. Just look at what Ronald McDonald, the mascot and very essence of the company, is doing behind closed doors...
Why, Mother Nature? WHY!
Okay, it was about 70 degrees yesterday in Logan. AND NOW IT'S SNOWING! What the heck, weather? Why hast thou turned thy back upon us? I mean, it's spring, right? Sure, it warms up, but why doesn't it stay warm? Sure, I'm complaining. But c'mon. What the heck?
icanhascheezburger.com
I've known about this site for a while, so it's fitting that I share it with the impoverished masses (you). www.icanhascheezburger.com is the funniest thing on the Earth since... me. Check it out. Here's a preview:
Green!
It's official! Officially official! The jolly grass of Logan has returned to it's wonderful shade of emerald GREEN! Hark, spring cometh with increasing haste! Behold, the robins and crows (who wake me up every morning...) have returned! Oh, joy!
Sorry for the Biblical stuff. I couldn't help it. Such happiness fills my soul!
Dang Snow...
It snowed again... Spring has decided to be especially cruel this year. It said, "hey, how about I get started early this year!" Alas, the snow melted and the grass started to show (finally). But then Spring goes ahead and takes a little sick day, and snow comes back! I mean, c'mon Spring! Get your act together!
