2008 Election

If you've been alive for the last few months and reading my article (which I hope you have. I don't really want a very large undead/zombie readership following), you'd know that, not only has the media has done the impossible: it has gotten even MORE crazy than before. How is this near impossible event taking place? The answer: the 2008 presidential election. If you've been reading my blog (see above), you'd have noticed that I don't talk about it much, just for the sake of our sanity. We get enough of the election without me blabbering about it. Well, my fellow humanoids, now is the time to lose my election-innocence; I am going to talk about it. But not who to vote for, but the election itself:
It's annoying, it started way to early, and people are just plain sick of it.
This is one of those elections that make the poll-counters of old turn in their graves. It's so confusing, so jumbled and such a mess that people are quickly losing interest; it's just too much politics for people to care anymore. I have a message for those people: hang in there. Just a few more months, and we won't have to put up with it for 4 more years. Never give up, never surrender. What about me? I'm going to be gone for the actual election. Thank you, mission...
Be excellent to each other.


(YSA, I remember saying that, but not to who. Give me one more. C'mon.)