Israel = Disneyland

My parents have wanted to visit the Holy Land for a long time, and they finally got the opportunity. Unfortunately, the only time they could go was over Thanksgiving. To make up for this 'abandonment' (heh heh...), they're sending Michelle, Brad and myself to Disneyland for a few days!
Now, you may be thinking: "Disneyland for Israel?! What a ripoff! That's not fair!"
Au Contraire, my friend.
You see, I think it'd be cool to see the Sea of Galilee and all, you have to imagine this:

-It's Disneyland.
-Just the three of us.
-No parental supervision.
-It's Disneyland.
-We can eat whenever we want, and whatever we want.
-We can go on whatever rides we want, multiple times, even.
-It's FRIGGIN' DISNEYLAND.

So you see, I think it's a pretty fair trade. While Israel is hot, dangerous, and huge, we'll be in a warm, friendly, mouse-ruled environment. It IS the happiest place on Earth, you know.