An Interview

Interviewing isn't as easy as some people may think. In fact, the person who's being interviewed has the easier part. So I thought, "hey, I want to be interviewed." And someone did. Well, something... Facebook. Yeah, it's a geek fest (w00t!), but it's better than nothing, right? Besides, it lets me show how darn witty I am. Here's the transcript, if you will:

Q: What is your natural hair color?
A: Brownish. Wow, how amazingly exciting.

Q: What language do you wish you could speak fluently?
A: French. I like the way it sounds with all the snobby sounding words. Or British. That'd be awesome.

Q: What's your favorite sport?
A: Racquetball. It's the game of champions. Unless you lose; then it's the game of losers.

Q: Are you in love?
A: You'd better believe it. It's almost like Ice Cream and I were made for each other.

Q: Sweet or sour candy?
A: Sweet. I don't necessarily like the feeling of my teeth melting in my mouth.

I'll come out with more later. Mainly because I don't want you getting bored of it too soon. And the site that has some of the questions is down...
So, it's Christmastime. I like how that's one word: "Christmastime." We've gotten so lazy that we refuse to put a space in between the words. Wow.
Anyway, It's the holiday season. I still have some shopping to do, but not much. I am a poor college student, after all. I can't afford much stuff. I also have some cards to send out. Honestly, some people do nothing but complain around Christmas, saying that it's too much work and that it's totally pointless. Avoid these people, as they will suck the winter joy right out of your soul like a mobile anti-jolly black hole. Seriously, it's only once a year! And yes, it can be stressful, if you make Christmas too big of a deal. Take it easy. Only send a few cards instead of 400 of 'em. Relax, take a deep breath, and go eat a Chocolate Orange. If you don't know what those are, I pity you from within the deepest corners of my soul.
Just because I'm talking about this Christmas stuff doesn't mean that you won't be hearing from me until after Noel. Oh no, I'm not that easily disposed of. You'll be hearing from me before then. Check this place often. Really. You might learn a thing or two.