Familia Updates.

Update on the family:
Brad's working at Lagoon as a tickets guy. He gets to deal with all of the angry people (at least until they dump them to customer services).
Michelle's doing great in Chicago. She's right in the middle of downtown. Like, RIGHT in the middle. Her apartment is about a mile away from the Sears Tower. Told ya.
John, Mel, Cooper, and Taylee are good as well. John's working with my dad now, and I have happily bestowed upon John the honorary title of "office monkey."
Mom's doing mom-ly stuff. She's also working as a poll worker later this year. Be nice to the poll-peeps.
Dad's working and being Cooper's favorite. It's a hard job. Cooper loves "gampa."
Max is getting old. He just recently had three teeth pulled, but he's always had bad ones. Tuffy is doing incredible, considering he's 17 years old. Frodo's still evil.
There ya go. I had to give one sooner or later. Peace out.
P.S. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.