Hunker down, folks

Was your Fourth of July awesome? I hope so, because you're going to have to live off that for months to come. Why, you say? Think about it: no holidays until the end of October. Sure, there are some filler ones (maybe I'm missing some. I hope that didn't offend anybody..), but as for the "major" ones... We're in a holiday drought. "Wait a minute," you say, "it's summer, so it can't be that bad." Ah, but that summer has no school, so the kids are yours. All day. Every day. For months.
I don't say this to scare you, but rather to... who am I kidding. I just scared the guts out of the parents. So one weekend, when things are stressful, go camping or something. Do holiday-like stuff without it being one "officially." I'm doing it (ALL the cool kids are doing it).
You'll thank me.